WHY does soap have to be so complicated? The other day my wife handed me some alleged body wash that apparently claims as its primary function “exfoliation” — or “moisturizing” — or some other ludicrous buzzword. Look, soap marketing people, here’s what I want when I take a shower:
- Stuff to shampoo my hair
- Stuff to condition my hair
- Stuff to clean my face
- Stuff to clean my body
I do not need or want to infuse my hair or any other part of me with complexities, I don’t care about the bottle texts’ creativity, I just want to wash off, okay? Though…I admit…this might be fun to try out:
Caffeinated soap
P.S. I blogged this while about 30,000 feet over New Mexico and Texas!
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